If you’re in a relationship, you’ve probably noticed this already — for many girls, it’s always about scores. Not the kind of scores you find on a test paper, but invisible, unspoken points that get tallied in the background. And the best part? Even they don’t always realize they’re keeping track… until the scoreboard lights up unexpectedly.
Let me explain.
The Case of “Our Mom” 📞
The other day, I overheard two girls chatting about their boyfriends.
Girl 1: “My boyfriend calls my mom every day.”
(Back of her mind: Yes! That’s 10 points on the scoreboard for me.)
Girl 2: “Oh, my boyfriend does that too. Actually, he calls my mom two or three times a day just to check if everything’s okay.”
(Back of her mind: Boom. That’s 30 points for me.)
And just like that, the invisible competition is on.
Now, here’s the danger: the very next time Girl 1 calls her boyfriend, the conversation will start with:
“You don’t love me anymore. My mom is not your mom, right? Why don’t you check on her regularly?”
Pro tip, gentlemen: in such conversations, never say “your mom.” Fatal mistake. It’s always “our mom,” “our dad,” “our problem.” Notice the pattern? Her family, her issues, her world = our responsibility. But your issues? Sorry buddy, those are just yours. Welcome to the beautiful logic of relationships. 😅
Publicity: When Sorry Becomes a Spectacle 📢
Another classic scoreboard moment: apology emails.
Say you accidentally send five “Sorry” emails at once because they got stuck in your outbox. Seems harmless, right? She could easily read them, figure out what happened, or clarify over IM.
But no, no, no, no, no.
If she feels you’re worthy of a little gossip among her friends, she won’t let you off so easy. She’ll wait until you’re standing in a group, or maybe she’ll drop the question on your Facebook wall:
“So, did you really mail me five times last night? And why?”
You think: Wow, she asked me in front of everyone. She must be really interested.
Reality check: nope. It’s about the scoreboard again. Every proposal, every public “sorry,” every gesture is like fuel to her beauty meter. The number of people who’ve shown interest = direct evidence of how desirable she feels.
Activity: The Proposal Prank 🎲
Want to test this “scoreboard theory”? Try this just for fun.
Call a girl, casually propose, and then brush it off with: “Just kidding, maybe it was a prank.” Then hang up.
If a guy isn’t interested, he’ll laugh it off and never think about it again. But a girl? Whether she likes you or not, she’ll spend the whole night replaying it in her head.
And if you’re “worthy of publicity”? By morning, her friends will know, her cousins might know, and her bestie’s bestie will definitely know. You’ll suddenly become the hot topic in her little circle.
Here’s the kicker: when she sees you next, she won’t ask you directly. Instead, she and her friends will analyze your every move like detectives:
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“He’s still standing near the lift? Oh yes, he’s definitely in love with you.”
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“He smiled before leaving? That’s a signal!”
Meanwhile, the poor guy is left confused, thinking her interest means she likes him back. Nope. Sometimes, it’s just another round in the scoreboard game.
Final Thoughts
Relationships are complicated, funny, and sometimes downright confusing. But if you peel back the layers, you’ll often find it’s not about love vs. no love — it’s about points, publicity, and the silent games we all play.
So, gentlemen: next time you’re wondering why something small became a big deal, just remember… somewhere, somehow, the scoreboard is lighting up. 😉
Relationships often feel like a scoreboard — from calling “our mom” to public apologies and playful proposals. A humorous take on how girls tally invisible points in love.
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